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solana:2DgktxmKE9jvNKipF1R7JBgsHv1FJJcys8VCTqYpksyJ Gen Alpha sounds like a military black-ops unit but they will literally burst into tears if their iPad drops below 15% battery. Boomers: Drank from hoses yes they had no water bottles! , played in traffic, walked uphill both ways. Gen Alpha: Named "ALPHA," gets traumatized by a minor software up "They are calling the new kids 'Generation Alpha.' Alpha! That sounds like a pack of wolves. Trust me, there is nothing alpha about these kids. If you wanted to see your friend in 1970, you had to physically walk to their house, knock on the door, and look another human adult in the eye to ask if Billy could come out and play. That is terrifying! That is actual unspoken rizz. That is Alpha.? You know what Gen Alpha does? Trust I know I have 3 teens . They stare at a screen waiting for a brainrot. Theyβre sitting on the couch watching some skibidi streaming slop, crying because their iPad looksmaxxed out of battery. We gave the toughest name in history to a generation that thinks stepping on grass is an L-take." Yeah, this is me two hours ago ethereum:0x8de39b057cc6522230ab19c0205080a8663331ef #looksmaxxing #genz #GenZTotalPerformer #genaphla #boomers #genx
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Moonshotβs next Moonshot will be the aura maxing broccoli heads of Gen Z No cap how do we make this happen fam? @moonshot intern I see you solana:2DgktxmKE9jvNKipF1R7JBgsHv1FJJcys8VCTqYpksyJ https://t.co/DnYejzutOM
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solana:2DgktxmKE9jvNKipF1R7JBgsHv1FJJcys8VCTqYpksyJ looks like it could run to $10m with haste. People who bought $WOJAK early know what I'm saying. https://t.co/Pk7dncT4s6
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