A lady at the gym: “Oh wow! Los Angeles? Is that because of your boyfriend’s job?” I froze. Paused my music. Took a deep breath. Counted to 3. Then I smiled. And said: “No. I’m flying to Los Angeles on a business trip. I’m a crypto cabal content creator. Where I shill tickers to dozens of people daily by sacrificing my soul to entities beyond your comprehension.” Her jaw? Dropped like every single daily candle on the PUMP chart.

A lady at the gym: “Oh wow! Los Angeles? Is that because of your boyfriend’s job?” I froze. Paused my music. Took a deep breath. Counted to 3. Then I smiled. And said: “No. I’m flying to Los Angeles on a business trip. I’m a crypto cabal content creator. Where I shill tickers to dozens of people daily by sacrificing my soul to entities beyond your comprehension.” Her jaw? Dropped like every single daily candle on the PUMP chart.