Ah, the crypto carnival: where diminishing rewards have crashed the party and decided to stay, like that one uncle who overstays his welcome Memes, token unlocks, and scams? They're the turbo boosters sucking liquidity dry faster than a vampire at a blood bank. Ripple? Oh, they've personally vacuumed up nearly $10 billion in liquidity run, talk about a corporate heist leaving the community to suffer Banking on those $1 billion daily inflows as your "strategy"? Listen degens, that's not investing; that's like betting your life savings on a magic beanstalk We've all been herded like fluffy sheep, lured with rainbow promises, only to unwrap scorching hot bags of flaming dog doo-doo delivered straight to our digital doorsteps. Face it: about 80% of you scrolling this won't snag a profit in this bull run, statistically, you're more likely to win the lottery while being struck by lightning. But here's the savage secret: go ruthless, sell with profits slimmer than expected, and you'll actually bank some bucks Cling to that mythical 2017 unicorn? It'll wreck you deeper than a bad divorce and leave your wife fuming hotter than a rug-pulled altcoin