We're seeing a lot of people sending their BTC to @River due to recent reports of Cold Card funds being stolen. A few things to note: 1. Your coins are safe at River. This is where I keep my stack. 2. I recommend putting in the work to create a new self-custody setup, but don't rush it. 3. If you have coins in a wallet generated by a Coldcard and you did not add at least 50 dice rolls of entropy when setting it up you should swiftly move your funds elsewhere. 4. If you are new to River, we are all hands on deck making sure we can answer all of your questions today.

Name & Symbol: River ($RIVER)
Address: 0xda7ad9dea9397cffddae2f8a052b82f1484252b3

“The last dump before the pump.” https://t.co/saLqPlU5cZ

Name & Symbol: Pump.fun ($PUMP)
Address: pumpCmXqMfrsAkQ5r49WcJnRayYRqmXz6ae8H7H9Dfn

I’m not sure who needs to hear this but this is the type of flash crash you see before a reversal and another all time high. Happened the last two pumps. Consider all data. Trump, Fed Chair, lower rates, Clarity act/market structure bill, midterms. We’re going higher. NFA.

Name & Symbol: Pump.fun ($PUMP)
Address: pumpCmXqMfrsAkQ5r49WcJnRayYRqmXz6ae8H7H9Dfn

The last dump before the pump. 🤢

Name & Symbol: Pump.fun ($PUMP)
Address: pumpCmXqMfrsAkQ5r49WcJnRayYRqmXz6ae8H7H9Dfn

I just got off the phone with my quant. He said all time high by end of year. Thought you should know. H/t: @seth_fin https://t.co/1k0EIrRuQY

Name & Symbol: Aethir Token ($ATH)
Address: 0xbe0ed4138121ecfc5c0e56b40517da27e6c5226b

Bullish reversal incoming. Long your bags.

Name & Symbol: Belong ($LONG)
Address: 0x9eca8dedb4882bd694aea786c0cbe770e70d52e3

Strategy is preparing for the pump. https://t.co/jm1I0Bt1ZS

Name & Symbol: Pump.fun ($PUMP)
Address: pumpCmXqMfrsAkQ5r49WcJnRayYRqmXz6ae8H7H9Dfn

You can tell who is not really here for the long term based on the sentiment lately. 99% of what you’re seeing on X right now is from tourists. A lot of people have already left. This should make you bullish. The people buying the top are the ones I’m listening to.

Name & Symbol: TaleX ($X)
Address: 0x0510101ec6c49d24ed911f0011e22a0d697ee776

CME GAP FILLED. ALL TIME HIGH LOADING.

Name & Symbol: Aethir Token ($ATH)
Address: 0xbe0ed4138121ecfc5c0e56b40517da27e6c5226b

The last dump before the pump. (will delete if wrong) https://t.co/fJSeQkXm46

Name & Symbol: Pump.fun ($PUMP)
Address: pumpCmXqMfrsAkQ5r49WcJnRayYRqmXz6ae8H7H9Dfn

What a weird place to announce this. Is my fkn grandma going to pay with Fartcoin?

Name & Symbol: Fartcoin ($Fartcoin)
Address: 9BB6NFEcjBCtnNLFko2FqVQBq8HHM13kCyYcdQbgpump

ATH INCOMING. SAY GOODBYE TO THE BEARS. THEY ARE ABOUT TO GET SLAUGHTERED. RIP.

Name & Symbol: Aethir Token ($ATH)
Address: 0xbe0ed4138121ecfc5c0e56b40517da27e6c5226b

WE ARE NOT STAYING HUMBLE TONIGHT. FUCK THAT. ALL TIME HIGH IS COMING.

Name & Symbol: Aethir Token ($ATH)
Address: 0xbe0ed4138121ecfc5c0e56b40517da27e6c5226b

All time high by end of day.

Name & Symbol: Aethir Token ($ATH)
Address: 0xbe0ed4138121ecfc5c0e56b40517da27e6c5226b

Reminder that a company that literally sells a shitcoin called ‘Fartcoin’ with a treasury of 11,776 BTC was included in the S&P 500 but Strategy, a Bitcoin only company with a treasury of 636,505 BTC and the largest fixed income IPOs of the year was not included. https://t.co/CfMLPUtdLX

Name & Symbol: Fartcoin ($Fartcoin)
Address: 9BB6NFEcjBCtnNLFko2FqVQBq8HHM13kCyYcdQbgpump

Is this what max pain feels like? I feel nothing. This is the softest correction in history. The whales dumping can go fuck themselves. https://t.co/eQ6nkt5Xzf

Name & Symbol: Whales Market ($WHALES)
Address: GTH3wG3NErjwcf7VGCoXEXkgXSHvYhx5gtATeeM5JAS1

THIS IS THE LAST DUMP BEFORE THE PUMP. (IF IM WRONG IM GOING TO DELETE THIS)

Name & Symbol: Pump.fun ($PUMP)
Address: pumpCmXqMfrsAkQ5r49WcJnRayYRqmXz6ae8H7H9Dfn