This is scary if you're still buying anything with Trump's name near it. An account called realtrumpcoins, followed by Trump's real account, just launched a token called $GOLD. That follow did the marketing. Nobody needed an ad when the crowd assumed a real endorsement was sitting right there in the follower list. You already know this pattern if you were around for the last two. solana:6p6xgHyF7AeE6TZkSmFsko444wqoP15icUSqi2jfGiPN launched with massive hype around his inauguration. $MELANIA followed days later. Both are widely documented as having collapsed hard from their highs, retail holding the losses while insiders took profit near the top. Not a rumor. That's just what happened both times. $GOLD ran the exact same playbook, faster and smaller. The dev held 600 million $GOLD. Fifteen freshly created wallets, all linked to the team, spent $18,657 buying up another 224.5 million. Combined, the team controlled 82.45% of the total supply before most buyers understood the math. It didn't even survive one day. Posts about $GOLD got quietly deleted. Then those same fifteen wallets sold every token, all 224.5 million of it, for 3,178 $SOL, about $330K. A $312K profit. 17x, for the team. Three tokens now. Same name recognition. Same shape every single time. Hype off proximity to Trump, insiders holding most of the supply, a fast exit the second retail shows up. The follow was never the endorsement. It was the bait.

Name & Symbol: OFFICIAL TRUMP ($TRUMP)
Address: 6p6xgHyF7AeE6TZkSmFsko444wqoP15icUSqi2jfGiPN

🚨NORTH KOREA ALMOST HACKED METAMASK FROM THE INSIDE.. A DPRK-LINKED DEVELOPER USING THE ALIAS "TYLER KNAPP" WROTE CORE METAMASK CODE FOR NEARLY A MONTH.. AND THE GITHUB HANDLE THAT IDENTIFIED HIM HAD BEEN PUBLICLY LISTED ON THE LAZARUS GROUP'S OWN WEBSITE SINCE SEPTEMBER 2025.. METAMASK HIRED HIM IN MARCH 2026.. THE MOST WIDELY USED CRYPTO WALLET ON EARTH ALMOST WOKE UP ONE MORNING WITH EVERY USER'S FUNDS GONE AND THE ATTACK VECTOR WAS A JOB APPLICATION!!! the developer applied through a third-party service provider.. passed whatever screening existed.. got hired.. received access to MetaMask's core GitHub repositories.. wrote production code for nearly a month.. and was contributing to the wallet that secures billions of dollars in user assets before anyone checked the one thing that would have caught him immediately.. his GitHub handle.. imyugioh.. was listed on https://t.co/ugXJj55cKl.. the Lazarus Group's own public website.. since September 2025.. six months before MetaMask hired him in March 2026.. not buried in a classified intelligence database.. not flagged in a private threat intelligence feed that requires a subscription and a security clearance.. on a public website.. that anyone with a browser and thirty seconds could have found.. MetaMask did not check it.. now look at every job this developer held before MetaMask.. Ankr.. Blueberry Protocol.. DEPO.. Pickle Finance.. Harmony.. five protocols.. all five suffered exploits.. the developer's resume is a map of crypto hacks and he used it to get hired at the largest non-custodial wallet in the world.. MetaMask caught it.. revoked all access immediately.. paused product releases.. ran a full code audit.. confirmed no backdoors were deployed and no user funds were compromised.. the outcome was the best possible outcome.. but here's the part that broke my brain.. the Drift exploit in April 2026 was $270 million lost because a North Korean developer joined the team, spent months building trust, and deployed malicious code from inside.. the same playbook.. the same nation-state.. the same social engineering methodology.. and MetaMask hired someone already publicly identified as Lazarus-linked six months after that exploit was widely covered in every crypto security newsletter on earth.. MetaMask has a security team.. MetaMask has resources.. MetaMask is one of the most scrutinized protocols in the space.. now think about every small DeFi protocol with three contributors and no dedicated security function.. every bridge with a team of five that hired a developer through a Telegram referral.. every layer 2 project that got a GitHub pull request from someone with a convincing portfolio and checked nothing beyond the code quality.. the North Korean developer who almost took down MetaMask had a public listing on the Lazarus Group's own website.. the ones who already got inside the small protocols.. probably did not make that mistake..

Name & Symbol: Drift ($DRIFT)
Address: DriFtupJYLTosbwoN8koMbEYSx54aFAVLddWsbksjwg7

$LAB just crashed for the second time in five weeks. wiping out ~$5B in 48 hours, market cap now sits under $400M. ZachXBT called this months ago: insiders control over 95% of the float through OTC deals and undisclosed team wallets. He's now blaming Binance, Bitget, and Gate directly for not stepping in either time. The team's statement: "significant selling pressure from large market participants." Two crashes, same warning, same result.

Name & Symbol: LAB ($LAB)
Address: 0x7ec43cf65f1663f820427c62a5780b8f2e25593a

🚨ALERT: Summer Finance just got drained for $6 million, and the mechanism is the classic flashloan playbook that keeps working on DeFi vaults. CertiK traced it: the attacker borrowed $65.4 million via flashloan, used it to manipulate liquidity across Curve's DAI/USDC pools and Morpho, then walked away with $6 million profit before repaying the loan in the same transaction. Same block. No capital of their own at risk. This is what makes flashloan attacks so hard to defend against. The attacker doesn't need to own the money they're manipulating with; they borrow $65M for a few seconds, temporarily distort a price or liquidity ratio, extract the difference, and return the loan before the transaction even finalizes. If any single step reverts, the whole thing undoes itself, so they only ever risk gas fees. Summer Finance builds institutional-grade vault infrastructure. "Institutional-grade" increasingly means nothing if the underlying liquidity math can still be bent by whoever has the biggest flashloan.

Name & Symbol: Morpho Token ($MORPHO)
Address: 0x58d97b57bb95320f9a05dc918aef65434969c2b2

🚨 BREAKING: A $3 BILLION MEME COIN JUST EVAPORATED IN HOURS. MemeCore's $M crashed roughly 75% in a single day, falling from near $3 to as low as $0.50, with no hack, no exploit, and no announcement to explain any of it. Here is how a coin that size disappears overnight. On paper $M carried a multibillion dollar valuation. Underneath it had almost nothing. On-chain liquidity sat under $100,000, while on-chain investigator ZachXBT alleged insiders controlled more than 90% of the supply. That is a ghost market cap. A giant number on a screen with no real float beneath it, so the second real selling started, there was nothing there to catch it. ZachXBT flagged all of this back in April and got mocked for it. The allegations are still his alone and unproven, and MemeCore has stayed silent. But the chart already answered the question for everyone.

Name & Symbol: MemeCore ($M)
Address: 0x22b1458e780f8fa71e2f84502cee8b5a3cc731fa

🚨BREAKING: PUMP. FUN JUST PAID $370,000 TO PEOPLE WHO STUCK THEIR FACES IN TOILETS.. TATTOOED WEBSITES ON THEIR FOREHEADS.. AND QUIT THEIR JOBS ON CAMERA.. THE CURRENT TOP BOUNTY IS $57,200 TO CLIMB MOUNT EVEREST AND PLACE A BET.. AND THE PEOPLE COMPLETING THESE TASKS ARE NOT DOING IT FOR FUN the platform.. Pump .fun, a California-based crypto launchpad, launched a bounty feature June 4 2026.. individual users post tasks with crypto payouts.. anyone completes them at their own risk.. platform takes no responsibility for outcomes.. over $370,000 paid out in 16 days.. $200,000 remaining across 270 open bounties.. the tasks paid so far.. $15,000 to a man from the Philippines for tattooing "bounty .fun" permanently on his forehead.. $71 for sticking a face in a toilet and flushing it.. $72 for pouring a gallon of milk over a head while shouting a crypto ticker.. $3,100 for quitting a job on camera.. $322 for walking in public in a gorilla suit with a crypto ticker on the chest.. the open bounties.. $57,200 to climb Mount Everest and place a bet on a crypto gambling site from the summit.. $26,000 to attend every World Cup match holding a coin promotion sign.. a since-removed $50,000 bounty to parachute into a World Cup match.. $700 split among five people willing to get a memecoin-inspired haircut.. the criticism.. Governor Kathy Hochul called it a dystopian nightmare and offered a bounty on the first bill to ban it.. X's head of product said the entire industry is now teenagers in America forcing poor people to do shameful things.. observers compared it directly to Black Mirror.. but here's the part that broke my brain.. the man who tattooed a website on his forehead permanently did not do it for entertainment.. he did it because $15,000 is a number that requires a different calculation in the Philippines than it does in California.. the platform that paid him described the concept as combining humans and money as the most powerful tools on Earth.. the human with the permanent tattoo is the tool in that sentence.. not the money.. Pump .fun has paid $370,000 in 16 days.. the Governor of New York wants it banned.. the platform's response is a tweet about powerful tools.. and somewhere a man in the Philippines has a website name on his forehead.. that will still be there when the token goes to zero..

Name & Symbol: Pump.fun ($PUMP)
Address: pumpCmXqMfrsAkQ5r49WcJnRayYRqmXz6ae8H7H9Dfn

🚨BREAKING: PUMP. FUN JUST PAID $370,000 TO PEOPLE WHO STUCK THEIR FACES IN TOILETS.. TATTOOED WEBSITES ON THEIR FOREHEADS.. AND QUIT THEIR JOBS ON CAMERA.. THE CURRENT TOP BOUNTY IS $57,200 TO CLIMB MOUNT EVEREST AND PLACE A BET.. AND THE PEOPLE COMPLETING THESE TASKS ARE NOT DOING IT FOR FUN the platform.. Pump .fun, a California-based crypto launchpad, launched a bounty feature June 4 2026.. individual users post tasks with crypto payouts.. anyone completes them at their own risk.. platform takes no responsibility for outcomes.. over $370,000 paid out in 16 days.. $200,000 remaining across 270 open bounties.. the tasks paid so far.. $15,000 to a man from the Philippines for tattooing "bounty .fun" permanently on his forehead.. $71 for sticking a face in a toilet and flushing it.. $72 for pouring a gallon of milk over a head while shouting a crypto ticker.. $3,100 for quitting a job on camera.. $322 for walking in public in a gorilla suit with a crypto ticker on the chest.. the open bounties.. $57,200 to climb Mount Everest and place a bet on a crypto gambling site from the summit.. $26,000 to attend every World Cup match holding a coin promotion sign.. a since-removed $50,000 bounty to parachute into a World Cup match.. $700 split among five people willing to get a memecoin-inspired haircut.. the criticism.. Governor Kathy Hochul called it a dystopian nightmare and offered a bounty on the first bill to ban it.. X's head of product said the entire industry is now teenagers in America forcing poor people to do shameful things.. observers compared it directly to Black Mirror.. but here's the part that broke my brain.. the man who tattooed a website on his forehead permanently did not do it for entertainment.. he did it because $15,000 is a number that requires a different calculation in the Philippines than it does in California.. the platform that paid him described the concept as combining humans and money as the most powerful tools on Earth.. the human with the permanent tattoo is the tool in that sentence.. not the money.. Pump .fun has paid $370,000 in 16 days.. the Governor of New York wants it banned.. the platform's response is a tweet about powerful tools.. and somewhere a man in the Philippines has a website name on his forehead.. that will still be there when the token goes to zero..

Name & Symbol: Pump.fun ($PUMP)
Address: pumpCmXqMfrsAkQ5r49WcJnRayYRqmXz6ae8H7H9Dfn

HYPE IS BACK ATH. 🚀🚀 HYPERLIQUID hyperliquid:native HAS RALLIED TO ITS ALL-TIME HIGH OF $75.75 AS CRYPTO SENTIMENT TURNS BULLISH AGAIN.

Name & Symbol: Aethir Token ($ATH)
Address: 0xbe0ed4138121ecfc5c0e56b40517da27e6c5226b

Women: Men only want one thing and its fucking disgusting. What men actually want 👇 #RAVE https://t.co/7zkp0pi6uN

Name & Symbol: RaveDAO ($RAVE)
Address: 0x97693439ea2f0ecdeb9135881e49f354656a911c

Thanks for this stimmy $rave https://t.co/PPJaGNEKE2

Name & Symbol: RaveDAO ($RAVE)
Address: 0x97693439ea2f0ecdeb9135881e49f354656a911c

The Bitlight (Bitlight Wallet) team dumped their own tokens. The price of $LIGHT crashed from $4.80 to $0.87 within just a few hours. Another dev dump. 🫠 https://t.co/Hs3fgh9r5g

Name & Symbol: Bitlight Labs ($LIGHT)
Address: 0x477c2c0459004e3354ba427fa285d7c053203c0e

WEEKLY TOKEN UNLOCKS 1-7 (DECEMBER) A heavy unlock week is incoming, and some of these drops are big enough to shake short-term price action. If you’re holding any of these, keep alerts on. > $SUI unlocks $82.81M on Dec 1 — small % of supply but still meaningful liquidity hitting the market. > $ENA follows on Dec 2 with $26.87M and EIGEN drops $21.82M the same day. > $BEAT and $COCA add another ~$35M combined early in the week. > The big one is $XION on Dec 5 with 12.5% of supply unlocking — that’s where real volatility usually shows up. > $CAPX closes the list with $6.96M unlocking. Unlock weeks always test conviction. Supply jumps, liquidity rotates, and weak hands usually fold first. This one looks no different —

Name & Symbol: Audiera ($BEAT)
Address: 0xcf3232b85b43bca90e51d38cc06cc8bb8c8a3e36

Been in crypto for 5 years now, and investors, both new and old, always #FOMO into the markets. But the crypto market is a gift that keeps on giving. You get opportunities to make Wife changing returns every few months… Don’t believe me? Here are all the major “wife changing” events that could’ve given you insane returns or made you go bankrupt: Jan 2021: We got the Elon Rally when $TSLA started accepting $BTC. April 2021: $DOGE shot up 1000%+, and Indian users also saw a 10x return on $WRX. Mid-2021: This was followed by a 50% drop in $BTC a generational short/dip buying opportunity. Sep–Dec 2021: Another 1000%+ pump in Shiba Inu that lasted till December. Jan 2022: Another generational short opportunity across altcoins and even bitcoin. May 2022: The $LUNA meltdown — insane gains were made by shorting. July 2022: $ETH hit $918 — a generational bottom. Nov 2022: $FTX collapses, markets bottom, $SOL hits $8 — true bottom achieved. Jan 2023: Market starts recovering; $BTC crosses the 200DMA and pumps from $20K. March 2023: SVB, Silvergate, and Signature Bank collapse. $USDC depegs to $0.8 — market panics. Those who understood USDC fundamentals bought the dip. May 2023: SEC files charges against Binance and Coinbase — markets correct. May 2023: PEPE meme coin launches — early investors make 9000% gains. July 2023: $XRP wins against the SEC, signalling a buy. XRP is up 600% since. Nov 2023: @cz_binance pleads guilty, markets fall, leadership shifts — leverage cleared for a Q4 pump. Dec 2023: Solana explodes, rising 900% since the FTX incident. Jan 2024: SEC approves Spot Bitcoin ETFs — market gains steam, launching $BTC to a new ATH in March. This period saw the only true altseason of the cycle. March 2024: AI narrative tops for the year, led by $FET and $RNDR. Some memes like $WLFI also foreshadowed rise of $PUMP April 2024: Choppy season — multiple leverage flushes cleared greed, likely the last opportunity to buy cheap $BTC and $ETH. May 2024: SEC approves Spot Ethereum ETFs — a small pump followed by another leverage flush. June 2024: RWA narrative takes off — tokens like $ONDO give 500%+ returns. July 2024: https://t.co/T2poQbk2aX launches a new meme-season narrative — memes like $Pnut mint new millionaires. Nov 2024: Trump wins, and the $BTC bull run begins. Dec 2024: Bitcoin hits the $100,000 milestone — FOMO returns, followed by a leverage flush. Jan 2025: Starts with the AI agents narrative — a short-lived pump led by $VIRTUAL giving 4–5x returns. Jan 2025: Official $TRUMP meme coin launches, followed by $Melania — sucking liquidity from the market, but early investors make 10x in a day. April 2025: $HYPE rallies, signalling the start of the perp-DEX narrative, eventually leading to the formation of $ASTER.

Name & Symbol: Ondo ($ONDO)
Address: 0xfaba6f8e4a5e8ab82f62fe7c39859fa577269be3

Been in crypto for 5 years now, and investors, both new and old, always #FOMO into the markets. But the crypto market is a gift that keeps on giving. You get opportunities to make Wife changing returns every few months… Don’t believe me? Here are all the major “wife changing” events that could’ve given you insane returns or made you go bankrupt: Jan 2021: We got the Elon Rally when $TSLA started accepting $BTC. April 2021: $DOGE shot up 1000%+, and Indian users also saw a 10x return on $WRX. Mid-2021: This was followed by a 50% drop in $BTC a generational short/dip buying opportunity. Sep–Dec 2021: Another 1000%+ pump in Shiba Inu that lasted till December. Jan 2022: Another generational short opportunity across altcoins and even bitcoin. May 2022: The $LUNA meltdown — insane gains were made by shorting. July 2022: $ETH hit $918 — a generational bottom. Nov 2022: $FTX collapses, markets bottom, $SOL hits $8 — true bottom achieved. Jan 2023: Market starts recovering; $BTC crosses the 200DMA and pumps from $20K. March 2023: SVB, Silvergate, and Signature Bank collapse. $USDC depegs to $0.8 — market panics. Those who understood USDC fundamentals bought the dip. May 2023: SEC files charges against Binance and Coinbase — markets correct. May 2023: PEPE meme coin launches — early investors make 9000% gains. July 2023: $XRP wins against the SEC, signalling a buy. XRP is up 600% since. Nov 2023: @cz_binance pleads guilty, markets fall, leadership shifts — leverage cleared for a Q4 pump. Dec 2023: Solana explodes, rising 900% since the FTX incident. Jan 2024: SEC approves Spot Bitcoin ETFs — market gains steam, launching $BTC to a new ATH in March. This period saw the only true altseason of the cycle. March 2024: AI narrative tops for the year, led by $FET and $RNDR. Some memes like $WLFI also foreshadowed rise of $PUMP April 2024: Choppy season — multiple leverage flushes cleared greed, likely the last opportunity to buy cheap $BTC and $ETH. May 2024: SEC approves Spot Ethereum ETFs — a small pump followed by another leverage flush. June 2024: RWA narrative takes off — tokens like $ONDO give 500%+ returns. July 2024: https://t.co/T2poQbk2aX launches a new meme-season narrative — memes like $Pnut mint new millionaires. Nov 2024: Trump wins, and the $BTC bull run begins. Dec 2024: Bitcoin hits the $100,000 milestone — FOMO returns, followed by a leverage flush. Jan 2025: Starts with the AI agents narrative — a short-lived pump led by $VIRTUAL giving 4–5x returns. Jan 2025: Official $TRUMP meme coin launches, followed by $Melania — sucking liquidity from the market, but early investors make 10x in a day. April 2025: $HYPE rallies, signalling the start of the perp-DEX narrative, eventually leading to the formation of $ASTER.

Name & Symbol: Aster ($ASTER)
Address: 0x000ae314e2a2172a039b26378814c252734f556a

Been in crypto for 5 years now, and investors, both new and old, always #FOMO into the markets. But the crypto market is a gift that keeps on giving. You get opportunities to make Wife changing returns every few months… Don’t believe me? Here are all the major “wife changing” events that could’ve given you insane returns or made you go bankrupt: Jan 2021: We got the Elon Rally when $TSLA started accepting $BTC. April 2021: $DOGE shot up 1000%+, and Indian users also saw a 10x return on $WRX. Mid-2021: This was followed by a 50% drop in $BTC a generational short/dip buying opportunity. Sep–Dec 2021: Another 1000%+ pump in Shiba Inu that lasted till December. Jan 2022: Another generational short opportunity across altcoins and even bitcoin. May 2022: The $LUNA meltdown — insane gains were made by shorting. July 2022: $ETH hit $918 — a generational bottom. Nov 2022: $FTX collapses, markets bottom, $SOL hits $8 — true bottom achieved. Jan 2023: Market starts recovering; $BTC crosses the 200DMA and pumps from $20K. March 2023: SVB, Silvergate, and Signature Bank collapse. $USDC depegs to $0.8 — market panics. Those who understood USDC fundamentals bought the dip. May 2023: SEC files charges against Binance and Coinbase — markets correct. May 2023: PEPE meme coin launches — early investors make 9000% gains. July 2023: $XRP wins against the SEC, signalling a buy. XRP is up 600% since. Nov 2023: @cz_binance pleads guilty, markets fall, leadership shifts — leverage cleared for a Q4 pump. Dec 2023: Solana explodes, rising 900% since the FTX incident. Jan 2024: SEC approves Spot Bitcoin ETFs — market gains steam, launching $BTC to a new ATH in March. This period saw the only true altseason of the cycle. March 2024: AI narrative tops for the year, led by $FET and $RNDR. Some memes like $WLFI also foreshadowed rise of $PUMP April 2024: Choppy season — multiple leverage flushes cleared greed, likely the last opportunity to buy cheap $BTC and $ETH. May 2024: SEC approves Spot Ethereum ETFs — a small pump followed by another leverage flush. June 2024: RWA narrative takes off — tokens like $ONDO give 500%+ returns. July 2024: https://t.co/T2poQbk2aX launches a new meme-season narrative — memes like $Pnut mint new millionaires. Nov 2024: Trump wins, and the $BTC bull run begins. Dec 2024: Bitcoin hits the $100,000 milestone — FOMO returns, followed by a leverage flush. Jan 2025: Starts with the AI agents narrative — a short-lived pump led by $VIRTUAL giving 4–5x returns. Jan 2025: Official $TRUMP meme coin launches, followed by $Melania — sucking liquidity from the market, but early investors make 10x in a day. April 2025: $HYPE rallies, signalling the start of the perp-DEX narrative, eventually leading to the formation of $ASTER.

Name & Symbol: Virtuals Protocol ($VIRTUAL)
Address: 0x0b3e328455c4059eeb9e3f84b5543f74e24e7e1b

Been in crypto for 5 years now, and investors, both new and old, always #FOMO into the markets. But the crypto market is a gift that keeps on giving. You get opportunities to make Wife changing returns every few months… Don’t believe me? Here are all the major “wife changing” events that could’ve given you insane returns or made you go bankrupt: Jan 2021: We got the Elon Rally when $TSLA started accepting $BTC. April 2021: $DOGE shot up 1000%+, and Indian users also saw a 10x return on $WRX. Mid-2021: This was followed by a 50% drop in $BTC a generational short/dip buying opportunity. Sep–Dec 2021: Another 1000%+ pump in Shiba Inu that lasted till December. Jan 2022: Another generational short opportunity across altcoins and even bitcoin. May 2022: The $LUNA meltdown — insane gains were made by shorting. July 2022: $ETH hit $918 — a generational bottom. Nov 2022: $FTX collapses, markets bottom, $SOL hits $8 — true bottom achieved. Jan 2023: Market starts recovering; $BTC crosses the 200DMA and pumps from $20K. March 2023: SVB, Silvergate, and Signature Bank collapse. $USDC depegs to $0.8 — market panics. Those who understood USDC fundamentals bought the dip. May 2023: SEC files charges against Binance and Coinbase — markets correct. May 2023: PEPE meme coin launches — early investors make 9000% gains. July 2023: $XRP wins against the SEC, signalling a buy. XRP is up 600% since. Nov 2023: @cz_binance pleads guilty, markets fall, leadership shifts — leverage cleared for a Q4 pump. Dec 2023: Solana explodes, rising 900% since the FTX incident. Jan 2024: SEC approves Spot Bitcoin ETFs — market gains steam, launching $BTC to a new ATH in March. This period saw the only true altseason of the cycle. March 2024: AI narrative tops for the year, led by $FET and $RNDR. Some memes like $WLFI also foreshadowed rise of $PUMP April 2024: Choppy season — multiple leverage flushes cleared greed, likely the last opportunity to buy cheap $BTC and $ETH. May 2024: SEC approves Spot Ethereum ETFs — a small pump followed by another leverage flush. June 2024: RWA narrative takes off — tokens like $ONDO give 500%+ returns. July 2024: https://t.co/T2poQbk2aX launches a new meme-season narrative — memes like $Pnut mint new millionaires. Nov 2024: Trump wins, and the $BTC bull run begins. Dec 2024: Bitcoin hits the $100,000 milestone — FOMO returns, followed by a leverage flush. Jan 2025: Starts with the AI agents narrative — a short-lived pump led by $VIRTUAL giving 4–5x returns. Jan 2025: Official $TRUMP meme coin launches, followed by $Melania — sucking liquidity from the market, but early investors make 10x in a day. April 2025: $HYPE rallies, signalling the start of the perp-DEX narrative, eventually leading to the formation of $ASTER.

Name & Symbol: Pump.fun ($PUMP)
Address: pumpCmXqMfrsAkQ5r49WcJnRayYRqmXz6ae8H7H9Dfn

gm Just heard there is a huge airdrop coming our way ( also today is X payout day :D) Happy Saturday https://t.co/ueFUXpwems

Name & Symbol: TaleX ($X)
Address: 0x0510101ec6c49d24ed911f0011e22a0d697ee776

Thanks for the quick pump master https://t.co/3D0myMzCcg

Name & Symbol: Pump.fun ($PUMP)
Address: pumpCmXqMfrsAkQ5r49WcJnRayYRqmXz6ae8H7H9Dfn

> be @cobie (Jordan Fish) > spawn in UK in the 1990s > graduate from University of Bristol with Computer Science degree > dive into tech, gaming, and online communities as a kid > build software and trading bots, stumble into Bitcoin around 2012 as a total noob > 2013: go all-in on crypto, start trading and investing early > grind as a developer while stacking sats, become anon legend on Crypto Twitter as @CryptoCobain > hustle through bull and bear markets, survive multiple crashes without rekt > 2018: rise as sharp-tongued commentator, roast scams and hype with savage takes > 2020: co-found Lido, the liquid staking giant that explodes ETH staking to billions > 2021: launch UpOnly podcast with Ledger, interview crypto OGs during peak bull mania > drop wisdom bombs like "Crypto Survival Guide" – timeless thread on not getting rugged > 2022: leak FTX's shady balance sheet on Twitter, spark the domino that nukes SBF's empire > go low-key anon, but keep angel investing in gems like Echo's precursors > 2023: found Echo(.)xyz, onchain platform for fundraising – powers 300+ deals worth $200M+ > slap a joke $25M price on UpOnly NFT, "redeem for 8 episodes" – pure meme energy > build rep as based investor, no shills, just value and vibes > 2024: advise projects, drop pods, stay out of drama while market rages > navigate regs and rugs, emerge as voice of reason in chaotic space > 2025: Coinbase swoops in, acquires Echo for $375M cash-and-stock mega-deal > they also yeet $25M at the UpOnly NFT to revive the pod – total bag ~$400M > turn early bets and builder grind into generational wealth overnight > career arc reads like a crypto fever dream but it's just god-tier lore

Name & Symbol: Echo Protocol ($ECHO)
Address: 0x06238c1b8e618abedf17669228dc95fb2d2e210b