I'm hiring a Head of Content. $10k+/month, full-time, NYC preferred. I post fartcoin content, goonbait & memes. I'm looking for someone who can: 1. Find generation bottom, bounce, red & green candle post content. These women need to be top tier, no beaters. 2. Shill fartcoin relentlessly on X & IRL. 3. Start planning my yacht pizza party for when fartcoin hits $10 & I will reveal my hog. This event will be massive & you will need to coordinate food, content, alcohol & decorations. I will handle the women & guest list. Your KPI's will be fartcoin price & generational bottom post bookmarks. How to apply: Buy 100k fartcoin & compile a library of generational bottom & bounce posts. Send that + a short bio (bullet points or a few sentences) covering your experience and why you want this job to @notthreadguy DMs. Requirements: - Fartcoin whale - A deep appreciation & understanding of the female body - Knowledge of finance / crypto (nice to have)

Name & Symbol: Fartcoin ($Fartcoin)
Address: 9BB6NFEcjBCtnNLFko2FqVQBq8HHM13kCyYcdQbgpump

Sunshine, the paralyzed dog who was tied up in a bag and left to die, is still admitted at our clinic and has really started to settle in. Her energy and appetite have improved so much since her rescue just one month ago. She’s continuing treatment for heartworm and a blood parasite, and recently started using a trainer wheelchair, which she took to right away. Her healing will take time, but we’re confident that before long, she’ll be rolling alongside the rest of the Wheelchair Mafia. $TMTRD token: https://t.co/D0p1hRNjhJ 4iVXoa1zeaQT7ySV86YNKfxP4QhDiicYrvZAUmBABAGS 👉 https://t.co/GJO3rGo9JM *For donations via cryptocurrency, please send us a direct message!   #TMTRD #WAGMI #dogrescue #crypto #cryptocommunity #memecrypto #charitycrypto #doglover #cryptotoken #cryptodonation #thaidog

Name & Symbol: The Man That Rescues Dogs ($TMTRD)
Address: 4iVXoa1zeaQT7ySV86YNKfxP4QhDiicYrvZAUmBABAGS

spx closed the year at ~$0.51, eigen at $0.36

Name & Symbol: SPX6900 ($SPX)
Address: 0xe0f63a424a4439cbe457d80e4f4b51ad25b2c56c

The latest DeFi developments👇 Lighter started doing token buybacks with its revenue Aave Labs announced plans to share non-protocol revenue with token holders Polymarket released real estate prediction markets in collaboration with Parcl Jupiter launched JupUSD - its own stablecoin built in partnership with Ethena and integrated across all Jupiter products Based wrapped up its points program and released an airdrop registration page Huma Finance released Huma Prime - a defensive looping strategy vault with up to 30% APY Jupiter is considering stopping token buybacks Tria released Earn - a new crypto savings product that runs inside Tria accounts BNB Chain announced plans to reach 20,000 TPS with sub-second finality Phantom has launched in-wallet prediction markets Morgan Stanley filed for spot Bitcoin, Ethereum, and Solana ETFs Yieldbasis announced plans to launch ETH liquidity pools with no impermanent loss Superform started allocating the user funds deposited in SuperVaults v2 to Pendle to generate a higher yield US Supreme Court is rumored to rule on whether Trump’s tariffs are illegal on Friday Pacifica’s Conquest League Trading Competition started Ostium launched Season 2 of its points program If you enjoyed this, a like and a retweet would be highly appreciated🫡

Name & Symbol: Huma Finance ($HUMA)
Address: 0x92516e0ddf1ddbf7fab1b79cac26689fdc5ba8e6

guy who launched a shitter on zora/baseapp that reached 350k mcap and then FSH'd it on 2nd day base airdrop: $12,553 guy who: - LP'd ~20k on @AerodromeFi for 2 years - Used @avantisfi every week - participated in onchain winter and onchain summer - bought coinbase merch with crypto - minted all the @Base NFTs (especially early ones) - used every single dapp featured and mentioned by official base account $1743 i'm tired boss

Name & Symbol: Zora ($ZORA)
Address: 0x1111111111166b7fe7bd91427724b487980afc69

$PUMP https://t.co/1XgRs37OTC

Name & Symbol: Pump.fun ($PUMP)
Address: pumpCmXqMfrsAkQ5r49WcJnRayYRqmXz6ae8H7H9Dfn

results be in aster $0.69 xpl $0.16

Name & Symbol: Plasma ($XPL)
Address: 0x405fbc9004d857903bfd6b3357792d71a50726b0

results be in aster $0.69 xpl $0.16

Name & Symbol: Aster ($ASTER)
Address: 0x000ae314e2a2172a039b26378814c252734f556a

results be in aster $0.69 xpl $0.16

Name & Symbol: Plasma ($XPL)
Address: 0x405fbc9004d857903bfd6b3357792d71a50726b0

results be in aster $0.69 xpl $0.16

Name & Symbol: Aster ($ASTER)
Address: 0x000ae314e2a2172a039b26378814c252734f556a

Honestly 2025 was pretty easy for altcoin traders All you had to do was long AI agent coins, then RWA coins, then AI agent coins again, and hopefully you were awake when $TRUMP launched and didn't fumble generational wealth, and I presume you were involved in the ICO of $PUMP and sold the pico top because otherwise you're NGMI, then you needed to rotate into $AVNT + $ASTER to catch the perp dex meta, including longing $APE before Bybit integrated them, then buy $XPL and sell everything just before the chart goes -90%, then use those profits to get into the $BSC meta that lasted literally 2 days, and make sure to accumulate $ZEC before it goes 10X, and don't forget to farm Lighter and sell as soon as $LIT spikes to $9 for 0.01 seconds, and of course you needed to keep dry powder in the $SOL eco because every month there will be a runner that will make 3 of your close trading friends obscenely wealthy, oh and don't forget to sell anything that ever looks good because it will nuke as soon as it gets a whiff of price discovery, and better not hold anything for longer than 48h because you will roundtrip a yearly salary while you sleep, and try to be flat every Thursday, Friday, and every time Trump speaks because if $BTC so much as sneezes your alts will jump off a cliff, and if you mistime any of the above rotations by even a few hours then you will lose all of your money Easy

Name & Symbol: Aster ($ASTER)
Address: 0x000ae314e2a2172a039b26378814c252734f556a

Honestly 2025 was pretty easy for altcoin traders All you had to do was long AI agent coins, then RWA coins, then AI agent coins again, and hopefully you were awake when $TRUMP launched and didn't fumble generational wealth, and I presume you were involved in the ICO of $PUMP and sold the pico top because otherwise you're NGMI, then you needed to rotate into $AVNT + $ASTER to catch the perp dex meta, including longing $APE before Bybit integrated them, then buy $XPL and sell everything just before the chart goes -90%, then use those profits to get into the $BSC meta that lasted literally 2 days, and make sure to accumulate $ZEC before it goes 10X, and don't forget to farm Lighter and sell as soon as $LIT spikes to $9 for 0.01 seconds, and of course you needed to keep dry powder in the $SOL eco because every month there will be a runner that will make 3 of your close trading friends obscenely wealthy, oh and don't forget to sell anything that ever looks good because it will nuke as soon as it gets a whiff of price discovery, and better not hold anything for longer than 48h because you will roundtrip a yearly salary while you sleep, and try to be flat every Thursday, Friday, and every time Trump speaks because if $BTC so much as sneezes your alts will jump off a cliff, and if you mistime any of the above rotations by even a few hours then you will lose all of your money Easy

Name & Symbol: Plasma ($XPL)
Address: 0x405fbc9004d857903bfd6b3357792d71a50726b0

Honestly 2025 was pretty easy for altcoin traders All you had to do was long AI agent coins, then RWA coins, then AI agent coins again, and hopefully you were awake when $TRUMP launched and didn't fumble generational wealth, and I presume you were involved in the ICO of $PUMP and sold the pico top because otherwise you're NGMI, then you needed to rotate into $AVNT + $ASTER to catch the perp dex meta, including longing $APE before Bybit integrated them, then buy $XPL and sell everything just before the chart goes -90%, then use those profits to get into the $BSC meta that lasted literally 2 days, and make sure to accumulate $ZEC before it goes 10X, and don't forget to farm Lighter and sell as soon as $LIT spikes to $9 for 0.01 seconds, and of course you needed to keep dry powder in the $SOL eco because every month there will be a runner that will make 3 of your close trading friends obscenely wealthy, oh and don't forget to sell anything that ever looks good because it will nuke as soon as it gets a whiff of price discovery, and better not hold anything for longer than 48h because you will roundtrip a yearly salary while you sleep, and try to be flat every Thursday, Friday, and every time Trump speaks because if $BTC so much as sneezes your alts will jump off a cliff, and if you mistime any of the above rotations by even a few hours then you will lose all of your money Easy

Name & Symbol: Pump.fun ($PUMP)
Address: pumpCmXqMfrsAkQ5r49WcJnRayYRqmXz6ae8H7H9Dfn

Honestly 2025 was pretty easy for altcoin traders All you had to do was long AI agent coins, then RWA coins, then AI agent coins again, and hopefully you were awake when $TRUMP launched and didn't fumble generational wealth, and I presume you were involved in the ICO of $PUMP and sold the pico top because otherwise you're NGMI, then you needed to rotate into $AVNT + $ASTER to catch the perp dex meta, including longing $APE before Bybit integrated them, then buy $XPL and sell everything just before the chart goes -90%, then use those profits to get into the $BSC meta that lasted literally 2 days, and make sure to accumulate $ZEC before it goes 10X, and don't forget to farm Lighter and sell as soon as $LIT spikes to $9 for 0.01 seconds, and of course you needed to keep dry powder in the $SOL eco because every month there will be a runner that will make 3 of your close trading friends obscenely wealthy, oh and don't forget to sell anything that ever looks good because it will nuke as soon as it gets a whiff of price discovery, and better not hold anything for longer than 48h because you will roundtrip a yearly salary while you sleep, and try to be flat every Thursday, Friday, and every time Trump speaks because if $BTC so much as sneezes your alts will jump off a cliff, and if you mistime any of the above rotations by even a few hours then you will lose all of your money Easy

Name & Symbol: Avantis ($AVNT)
Address: 0x696f9436b67233384889472cd7cd58a6fb5df4f1

to those who survived trump to those who survived melania to those who survived barron to those who survived xrp to those who survived vine to those who survived pwease to those who survived routine to those who survived ghibli to those who survived hype to those who survived yecoin to those who survived pasternak to those who survived chillhouse to those who survived pump to those who survived cards to those who survived 67 to those who survived aster to those who survived xpl to those who survived 10/10 to those who survived zec to those who survived useless to those who survived kabuto to those who survived whitewhale to those who survived wintermute to those who survived rivn to those who survived lighter merry xmas you filthy retards

Name & Symbol: Plasma ($XPL)
Address: 0x405fbc9004d857903bfd6b3357792d71a50726b0

to those who survived trump to those who survived melania to those who survived barron to those who survived xrp to those who survived vine to those who survived pwease to those who survived routine to those who survived ghibli to those who survived hype to those who survived yecoin to those who survived pasternak to those who survived chillhouse to those who survived pump to those who survived cards to those who survived 67 to those who survived aster to those who survived xpl to those who survived 10/10 to those who survived zec to those who survived useless to those who survived kabuto to those who survived whitewhale to those who survived wintermute to those who survived rivn to those who survived lighter merry xmas you filthy retards

Name & Symbol: Aster ($ASTER)
Address: 0x000ae314e2a2172a039b26378814c252734f556a

to those who survived trump to those who survived melania to those who survived barron to those who survived xrp to those who survived vine to those who survived pwease to those who survived routine to those who survived ghibli to those who survived hype to those who survived yecoin to those who survived pasternak to those who survived chillhouse to those who survived pump to those who survived cards to those who survived 67 to those who survived aster to those who survived xpl to those who survived 10/10 to those who survived zec to those who survived useless to those who survived kabuto to those who survived whitewhale to those who survived wintermute to those who survived rivn to those who survived lighter merry xmas you filthy retards

Name & Symbol: USELESS COIN ($USELESS)
Address: 0xba38b3c706f7a515ff7c8db04daa0a134ec46d2b

to those who survived trump to those who survived melania to those who survived barron to those who survived xrp to those who survived vine to those who survived pwease to those who survived routine to those who survived ghibli to those who survived hype to those who survived yecoin to those who survived pasternak to those who survived chillhouse to those who survived pump to those who survived cards to those who survived 67 to those who survived aster to those who survived xpl to those who survived 10/10 to those who survived zec to those who survived useless to those who survived kabuto to those who survived whitewhale to those who survived wintermute to those who survived rivn to those who survived lighter merry xmas you filthy retards

Name & Symbol: Pump.fun ($PUMP)
Address: pumpCmXqMfrsAkQ5r49WcJnRayYRqmXz6ae8H7H9Dfn

Did you know? At TMTRD, we purchase food (including dry food, rice, and meat) for around 330,000 baht per month (approximately 10,000 USD). This enables us to serve approximately 2,200 meals a day to our furry residents and the dogs on the streets. Here's a breakdown of our monthly food consumption: * Boiled rice: 6,000 kg * Dry food: 8,000 kg * Meat: 2,000 kg * Total: 16,000 kg of food per month! Your support helps us ensure our animals receive the nutrition they need to thrive. Thank you for making a difference! $TMTRD token: https://t.co/D0p1hRNjhJ 4iVXoa1zeaQT7ySV86YNKfxP4QhDiicYrvZAUmBABAGS 👉 https://t.co/GJO3rGo9JM *For donations via cryptocurrency, please send us a direct message!   #TMTRD #WAGMI #dogrescue #crypto #cryptocommunity #memecrypto #charitycrypto #doglover #cryptotoken #cryptodonation #thaidog

Name & Symbol: The Man That Rescues Dogs ($TMTRD)
Address: 4iVXoa1zeaQT7ySV86YNKfxP4QhDiicYrvZAUmBABAGS

TMTRD cares for 1200+ dogs every single day. Not all of the dogs are hurt, dying from disease, or suffering from abuse. These dogs need our attention, love, and care. We give them that and more. We give them a life. These are a few of them that we have given a second chance. $TMTRD token: https://t.co/D0p1hRNjhJ 4iVXoa1zeaQT7ySV86YNKfxP4QhDiicYrvZAUmBABAGS 👉 https://t.co/GJO3rGo9JM *For donations via cryptocurrency, please send us a direct message!   #TMTRD #WAGMI #dogrescue #crypto #cryptocommunity #memecrypto #charitycrypto #doglover #cryptotoken #cryptodonation #thaidog

Name & Symbol: The Man That Rescues Dogs ($TMTRD)
Address: 4iVXoa1zeaQT7ySV86YNKfxP4QhDiicYrvZAUmBABAGS

📌 In addition to housing 840 dogs in our sanctuary, we're also committed to feeding approximately 450 dogs every day in our neighborhood and surrounding community. This daily effort is crucial as it enables us to closely monitor the dogs' health and identify areas where our spay and neuter campaigns should be prioritized. Rain or shine, we make sure not a single day goes by without providing them with food, love, and belly rubs. $TMTRD token: https://t.co/D0p1hRNjhJ 4iVXoa1zeaQT7ySV86YNKfxP4QhDiicYrvZAUmBABAGS 👉 https://t.co/GJO3rGo9JM *For donations via cryptocurrency, please send us a direct message!   #TMTRD #WAGMI #dogrescue #crypto #cryptocommunity #memecrypto #charitycrypto #doglover #cryptotoken #cryptodonation #thaidog

Name & Symbol: The Man That Rescues Dogs ($TMTRD)
Address: 4iVXoa1zeaQT7ySV86YNKfxP4QhDiicYrvZAUmBABAGS

Everyone loves making fun of $xpl when it goes down but NO ONE is acknowledging that it’s currently on a FACE MELTING rally right now SIX consecutive green 4H candles Did you miss the MASSIVE 2% pump just cause you didn’t want to sit through a 99% drawdown first anon? https://t.co/MCI7xxkSEo

Name & Symbol: Plasma ($XPL)
Address: 0x405fbc9004d857903bfd6b3357792d71a50726b0

Crypto + Macro Stuff I'm Looking At Today ... - Bitcoin Fear & Greed Index now up to 28 from a recent low of 11 - Altcoin Season Index at 35 - Current odds of December Fed rate cut at 87% on Polymarket - Coinbase Premium turned positive yesterday for the first time in November - $NVDA is bigger than the entire national stock markets of all but 5 countries on earth now - @truflation real-time US inflation measure sitting at 2.46% - Robinhood acquisition of LedgerX generating positive attention (link below) - Seeing $USDT concerns on the TL but am pretty sure its due to confusion over the their filing/statements (though have not yet geeked out on it as fully as I should) - (Related) Mantle and Trader Moe launch USD₮0 support/liquidity/etc (link below) - Trump is talking about "keeping stocks at ATH's" and 'eliminating income tax' and basically just bullposting the national economy daily - although this obviously has yet to help our increasingly forelorn crypto bags :) - Memecoins are in goblintown, with $WIF and $POPCAT both down over 90% from high's - A number of noted chains/ecosystems look increasingly dead as well, with Celestia, 0G_labs, Story, and Movement cited as prime examples (link below) - $AAVE V4 testnet went live a few days ago - $FLUID V2 dex mainnet went live as well - Lighter launched testnet for spot trading + equity perps - Fogo mainnet also launched - OpenLedgerHQ is going to do buybacks apparently - shiftprotocol_ is launching their extUSD vault- a basis vault (similar to sUSDe) that targets yield + Extended Points (link below) - Lots of focus on Kalshi lawsuit - An interesting new poll suggests the majority of Americans now view a 4 year degree as not being worth the time/investment - Finally, wallets continue to be among the top fee/revenue generating apps in defi (with stablecoins and perps projects leading) though it seems unclear to me if this is because people are using the in-wallet swaps out of convenience or whether they're using due to the prospective future airdrops of those (currently tokenless) wallets Conclusion Still insanely bullish on the medium and long-term friends... Short term is looking super uncertain and could see us shooting up real fast or going down more... hard to say... Am actually working on a big macro thread I'm hoping to publish soon, so stay tuned for that :) But yeah, keeping getting after it my bros - one more month left in 2025 💪

Name & Symbol: Popcat ($POPCAT)
Address: 7GCihgDB8fe6KNjn2MYtkzZcRjQy3t9GHdC8uHYmW2hr

Crypto + Macro Stuff I'm Looking At Today ... - Bitcoin Fear & Greed Index now up to 28 from a recent low of 11 - Altcoin Season Index at 35 - Current odds of December Fed rate cut at 87% on Polymarket - Coinbase Premium turned positive yesterday for the first time in November - $NVDA is bigger than the entire national stock markets of all but 5 countries on earth now - @truflation real-time US inflation measure sitting at 2.46% - Robinhood acquisition of LedgerX generating positive attention (link below) - Seeing $USDT concerns on the TL but am pretty sure its due to confusion over the their filing/statements (though have not yet geeked out on it as fully as I should) - (Related) Mantle and Trader Moe launch USD₮0 support/liquidity/etc (link below) - Trump is talking about "keeping stocks at ATH's" and 'eliminating income tax' and basically just bullposting the national economy daily - although this obviously has yet to help our increasingly forelorn crypto bags :) - Memecoins are in goblintown, with $WIF and $POPCAT both down over 90% from high's - A number of noted chains/ecosystems look increasingly dead as well, with Celestia, 0G_labs, Story, and Movement cited as prime examples (link below) - $AAVE V4 testnet went live a few days ago - $FLUID V2 dex mainnet went live as well - Lighter launched testnet for spot trading + equity perps - Fogo mainnet also launched - OpenLedgerHQ is going to do buybacks apparently - shiftprotocol_ is launching their extUSD vault- a basis vault (similar to sUSDe) that targets yield + Extended Points (link below) - Lots of focus on Kalshi lawsuit - An interesting new poll suggests the majority of Americans now view a 4 year degree as not being worth the time/investment - Finally, wallets continue to be among the top fee/revenue generating apps in defi (with stablecoins and perps projects leading) though it seems unclear to me if this is because people are using the in-wallet swaps out of convenience or whether they're using due to the prospective future airdrops of those (currently tokenless) wallets Conclusion Still insanely bullish on the medium and long-term friends... Short term is looking super uncertain and could see us shooting up real fast or going down more... hard to say... Am actually working on a big macro thread I'm hoping to publish soon, so stay tuned for that :) But yeah, keeping getting after it my bros - one more month left in 2025 💪

Name & Symbol: Fluid ($FLUID)
Address: 0x6f40d4a6237c257fff2db00fa0510deeecd303eb

What happened in Crypto in the last ~24h🧐: - $15.4B in $BTC + $ETH options will be expired tomorrow on Deribit - MEGAETH refund - Kalshi has been hit with a nationwide class action lawsuit in the SDNY - Europe's largest asset manager Amundi launches first tokenized fund on Ethereum - 5M $OPEN Buyback Program - Subsquid($SQD) which is acquired by https://t.co/QOwTsX2FIy has integrated x402 - Infinex announces $INX Token Sale on Sonar - Arcium announced no airdrop, but Retroactive Token Grants (RTGs) - 2 TAO Subnets have secured DAT this week • @DeribitOfficial will see over $15.4 billion in Bitcoin and Ethereum options expire tomorrow at 08:00 UTC, capping a month of high volatility. Such large expiries often trigger short-term spot market adjustments as hedgers rebalance, though impact varies based on gamma exposure and overall open interest nearing platform highs. $BTC: Put/Call: 0.58 (calls dominate) | Max Pain: $100K $ETH: Put/Call: 1.00 (Perfectly balanced) | Max Pain: $3.4K • @megaeth will refund all Pre-Deposit Bridge funds due to poor execution that failed to align with the goal of preloading collateral for 1:1 USDm conversion at mainnet. For this reason, they will re-open the $USDC <> $USDM conversion bridge ahead of Frontier mainnet to deepen liquidity, easing user onboarding prior to launch. • @Kalshi has been hit with a nationwide class action lawsuit in the SDNY for operating an illegal online sports betting platform and for duping customers into believing that they are legally gambling against other consumers when they are actually gambling against the house. According to Daniel Wallach, Sports Betting Lawyer, Kalshi representative called Kalshi Trading 'one of many ‘peers’ in the peer-to-peer ecosystem. Kalshi Trading is not a peer; it is the House. • Amundi has launched a tokenized share of its money market fund, AMUNDI FUNDS CASH EUR, a fund of just over €5 billion, now available hybrid-style: through traditional channels and directly on a public blockchain. CACEIS, part of the Groupe Crédit Agricole, provides the tech backbone. The firm will launch its first Bitcoin ETP in early 2026 • $OPEN - @OpenledgerHQ is advancing to the next phase of its $OPEN buyback program, preparing a 5M $OPEN token repurchase fully funded by enterprise revenue as part of its ongoing 4.5% total buyback commitment. • @helloSQD($SQD), which had been acquired last month by Rezolve(Nasdaq:$RLZV), announced that it had integrated the x402 module. Subsquid delivers facts to on-chain AI agents, while Rezolve provides payments and checkout capabilities at enterprise scale, enabling the onboarding of not only individuals but also a wide range of players onto the blockchain. $INX - @infinex has announced $INX token sale on Sonar ahead of a January 2026 TGE. The sale offers 5% of the token supply at a $300M FDV, with allocations for Patron NFT holders and a lottery for non-Patrons. Pre-registration opens in the coming weeks. • @Arcium ($ARX) announced that RTGs are designed to Remove speculation and airdrop-hunting, Identify genuine community members. The first RTG Recognition Event will take place at Mainnet Alpha launch with subsequent waves to follow. RTG is divided into off-chain and on-chain, and RTG allocations will be visible in the Encrypted Portal. Arcium has hinted that its mainnet will be launched soon. $TAO - DSV Fund revealed DAT with Astrid Intelligence for Subnet 127 aiming to hold $100M. Frank Rizzo announced a $300M DAT built on Subnet 45, in partnership with Talisman Wallet and DNA Fund. $TAO ecosystem has a hard cap of 128 subnets and it is already fulfilled. The combined market cap of all subnets at the moment is 919 million

Name & Symbol: OpenLedger ($OPEN)
Address: 0xa227cc36938f0c9e09ce0e64dfab226cad739447

What happened in Crypto in the last ~24h🧐: - $15.4B in $BTC + $ETH options will be expired tomorrow on Deribit - MEGAETH refund - Kalshi has been hit with a nationwide class action lawsuit in the SDNY - Europe's largest asset manager Amundi launches first tokenized fund on Ethereum - 5M $OPEN Buyback Program - Subsquid($SQD) which is acquired by https://t.co/QOwTsX2FIy has integrated x402 - Infinex announces $INX Token Sale on Sonar - Arcium announced no airdrop, but Retroactive Token Grants (RTGs) - 2 TAO Subnets have secured DAT this week • @DeribitOfficial will see over $15.4 billion in Bitcoin and Ethereum options expire tomorrow at 08:00 UTC, capping a month of high volatility. Such large expiries often trigger short-term spot market adjustments as hedgers rebalance, though impact varies based on gamma exposure and overall open interest nearing platform highs. $BTC: Put/Call: 0.58 (calls dominate) | Max Pain: $100K $ETH: Put/Call: 1.00 (Perfectly balanced) | Max Pain: $3.4K • @megaeth will refund all Pre-Deposit Bridge funds due to poor execution that failed to align with the goal of preloading collateral for 1:1 USDm conversion at mainnet. For this reason, they will re-open the $USDC <> $USDM conversion bridge ahead of Frontier mainnet to deepen liquidity, easing user onboarding prior to launch. • @Kalshi has been hit with a nationwide class action lawsuit in the SDNY for operating an illegal online sports betting platform and for duping customers into believing that they are legally gambling against other consumers when they are actually gambling against the house. According to Daniel Wallach, Sports Betting Lawyer, Kalshi representative called Kalshi Trading 'one of many ‘peers’ in the peer-to-peer ecosystem. Kalshi Trading is not a peer; it is the House. • Amundi has launched a tokenized share of its money market fund, AMUNDI FUNDS CASH EUR, a fund of just over €5 billion, now available hybrid-style: through traditional channels and directly on a public blockchain. CACEIS, part of the Groupe Crédit Agricole, provides the tech backbone. The firm will launch its first Bitcoin ETP in early 2026 • $OPEN - @OpenledgerHQ is advancing to the next phase of its $OPEN buyback program, preparing a 5M $OPEN token repurchase fully funded by enterprise revenue as part of its ongoing 4.5% total buyback commitment. • @helloSQD($SQD), which had been acquired last month by Rezolve(Nasdaq:$RLZV), announced that it had integrated the x402 module. Subsquid delivers facts to on-chain AI agents, while Rezolve provides payments and checkout capabilities at enterprise scale, enabling the onboarding of not only individuals but also a wide range of players onto the blockchain. $INX - @infinex has announced $INX token sale on Sonar ahead of a January 2026 TGE. The sale offers 5% of the token supply at a $300M FDV, with allocations for Patron NFT holders and a lottery for non-Patrons. Pre-registration opens in the coming weeks. • @Arcium ($ARX) announced that RTGs are designed to Remove speculation and airdrop-hunting, Identify genuine community members. The first RTG Recognition Event will take place at Mainnet Alpha launch with subsequent waves to follow. RTG is divided into off-chain and on-chain, and RTG allocations will be visible in the Encrypted Portal. Arcium has hinted that its mainnet will be launched soon. $TAO - DSV Fund revealed DAT with Astrid Intelligence for Subnet 127 aiming to hold $100M. Frank Rizzo announced a $300M DAT built on Subnet 45, in partnership with Talisman Wallet and DNA Fund. $TAO ecosystem has a hard cap of 128 subnets and it is already fulfilled. The combined market cap of all subnets at the moment is 919 million

Name & Symbol: Subsquid ($SQD)
Address: 0xe50e3d1a46070444f44df911359033f2937fcc13

ATH imminent, get fucked bears. https://t.co/gdvnBmXAOb

Name & Symbol: Aethir Token ($ATH)
Address: 0xbe0ed4138121ecfc5c0e56b40517da27e6c5226b

eigen and spx (volleyball practice) r both at $0.88 which one gon be higher by years end? #poll pls rt :V

Name & Symbol: SPX6900 ($SPX)
Address: 0xe0f63a424a4439cbe457d80e4f4b51ad25b2c56c

eigen and spx (volleyball practice) r both at $0.88 which one gon be higher by years end? #poll pls rt :V

Name & Symbol: SPX6900 ($SPX)
Address: 0xe0f63a424a4439cbe457d80e4f4b51ad25b2c56c

eigen and spx (volleyball practice) r both at $0.88 which one gon be higher by years end? #poll pls rt :V

Name & Symbol: SPX6900 ($SPX)
Address: 0xe0f63a424a4439cbe457d80e4f4b51ad25b2c56c

eigen and spx (volleyball practice) r both at $0.88 which one gon be higher by years end? #poll pls rt :V

Name & Symbol: SPX6900 ($SPX)
Address: 0xe0f63a424a4439cbe457d80e4f4b51ad25b2c56c

eigen and spx (volleyball practice) r both at $0.88 which one gon be higher by years end? #poll pls rt :V

Name & Symbol: SPX6900 ($SPX)
Address: 0xe0f63a424a4439cbe457d80e4f4b51ad25b2c56c

eigen and spx (volleyball practice) r both at $0.88 which one gon be higher by years end? #poll pls rt :V

Name & Symbol: SPX6900 ($SPX)
Address: 0xe0f63a424a4439cbe457d80e4f4b51ad25b2c56c

eigen and spx (volleyball practice) r both at $0.88 which one gon be higher by years end? #poll pls rt :V

Name & Symbol: SPX6900 ($SPX)
Address: 0xe0f63a424a4439cbe457d80e4f4b51ad25b2c56c

eigen and spx (volleyball practice) r both at $0.88 which one gon be higher by years end? #poll pls rt :V

Name & Symbol: SPX6900 ($SPX)
Address: 0xe0f63a424a4439cbe457d80e4f4b51ad25b2c56c

eigen and spx (volleyball practice) r both at $0.88 which one gon be higher by years end? #poll pls rt :V

Name & Symbol: SPX6900 ($SPX)
Address: 0xe0f63a424a4439cbe457d80e4f4b51ad25b2c56c

eigen and spx (volleyball practice) r both at $0.88 which one gon be higher by years end? #poll pls rt :V

Name & Symbol: SPX6900 ($SPX)
Address: 0xe0f63a424a4439cbe457d80e4f4b51ad25b2c56c

eigen and spx (volleyball practice) r both at $0.88 which one gon be higher by years end? #poll pls rt :V

Name & Symbol: SPX6900 ($SPX)
Address: 0xe0f63a424a4439cbe457d80e4f4b51ad25b2c56c

eigen and spx (volleyball practice) r both at $0.88 which one gon be higher by years end? #poll pls rt :V

Name & Symbol: SPX6900 ($SPX)
Address: 0xe0f63a424a4439cbe457d80e4f4b51ad25b2c56c

imagine cobie got 375m for selling echo to coinbase but unfortunately the money was sent to his coinbase account which is locked until he recovers it via opening a customer support ticket... https://t.co/7Uc2YjkzgF

Name & Symbol: Echo Protocol ($ECHO)
Address: 0x06238c1b8e618abedf17669228dc95fb2d2e210b

xCoinbase Strikes Roughly $375M Deal for Crypto-Investing Platform Echo, Executives Say -- WS: BBG

Name & Symbol: Echo Protocol ($ECHO)
Address: 0x06238c1b8e618abedf17669228dc95fb2d2e210b

This is how I imagine Degen Ping https://t.co/tNJnQGqsBH

Name & Symbol: Degen ($DEGEN)
Address: 0x4ed4e862860bed51a9570b96d89af5e1b0efefed

This is not a new evolution imo. This is something we have seen in years past, back in the good ol pre 2017 days. It used to be quite normal to us and we would ride the waves of true market makers. Get yourself 10% of anything and become the wave maker. What is new to these markets is leverage and perp markets. That's the new evolution, and it took longer than it should have for a cascade to happen imo. Back in the day it was just follow the rotation, then stables kind of fukd that and began the slow stranglehold on true alt seasons as the rotation is no longer from majors to alts and back, but rather alts to majors to stables, and then stables to perps across degen markets and degen leverage.

Name & Symbol: Degen ($DEGEN)
Address: 0x4ed4e862860bed51a9570b96d89af5e1b0efefed

These two newly created wallets longed $1.25M worth of $ZEREBRO at 1x leverage - and are now up over $3.4M in less than 24 hours. https://t.co/QCAPUM9Pa9 https://t.co/Ejmzg4dWcH The funny part? Both wallets were funded directly from Binance, and a linked address made over $1M during the Hyperliquid $JELLYJELLY incident back in March. https://t.co/cDtoMEV5nN High chance these are Binance-linked “insider” wallets - be careful trading ZEREBRO, the pump looks very sketchy. There’s currently $10M in open interest on Hyperliquid, while the total market cap of ZEREBRO is just $52M. These two wallets account for almost half of the total ZEREBRO OI on Hyperliquid right now.

Name & Symbol: jelly-my-jelly ($jellyjelly)
Address: FeR8VBqNRSUD5NtXAj2n3j1dAHkZHfyDktKuLXD4pump

These two newly created wallets longed $1.25M worth of $ZEREBRO at 1x leverage - and are now up over $3.4M in less than 24 hours. https://t.co/QCAPUM9Pa9 https://t.co/Ejmzg4dWcH The funny part? Both wallets were funded directly from Binance, and a linked address made over $1M during the Hyperliquid $JELLYJELLY incident back in March. https://t.co/cDtoMEV5nN High chance these are Binance-linked “insider” wallets - be careful trading ZEREBRO, the pump looks very sketchy. There’s currently $10M in open interest on Hyperliquid, while the total market cap of ZEREBRO is just $52M. These two wallets account for almost half of the total ZEREBRO OI on Hyperliquid right now.

Name & Symbol: zerebro ($ZEREBRO)
Address: 8x5VqbHA8D7NkD52uNuS5nnt3PwA8pLD34ymskeSo2Wn

The $10B liquidation figure floating around is fake, the real number is likely much higher, somewhere in the $30B–$40B+ range. On Hyperliquid alone, nearly $7B was liquidated. Here’s the full breakdown for anyone interested: Total liquidations since 20:45 UTC: - Total Value: $6,702,223,168.08 - Total Backstop: $4,352,720,741.58 - Total Market: $2,349,502,426.49 Breakdown by asset (top 10 by market): - BTC: $781,848,860.51 - ETH: $539,690,395.94 - SOL: $246,037,906.19 - HYPE: $116,710,437.27 - DOGE: $76,753,273.71 - ASTER: $76,606,241.66 - XRP: $73,144,750.79 - XPL: $43,076,401.99 - ENA: $32,104,013.63 - PUMP: $30,501,142.72 All data is sourced from the Liquidations Telegram. The channel was deleted mid-crash for spamming, but since they log everything separately in their own database, the full dataset is still available.

Name & Symbol: Aster ($ASTER)
Address: 0x000ae314e2a2172a039b26378814c252734f556a

The $10B liquidation figure floating around is fake, the real number is likely much higher, somewhere in the $30B–$40B+ range. On Hyperliquid alone, nearly $7B was liquidated. Here’s the full breakdown for anyone interested: Total liquidations since 20:45 UTC: - Total Value: $6,702,223,168.08 - Total Backstop: $4,352,720,741.58 - Total Market: $2,349,502,426.49 Breakdown by asset (top 10 by market): - BTC: $781,848,860.51 - ETH: $539,690,395.94 - SOL: $246,037,906.19 - HYPE: $116,710,437.27 - DOGE: $76,753,273.71 - ASTER: $76,606,241.66 - XRP: $73,144,750.79 - XPL: $43,076,401.99 - ENA: $32,104,013.63 - PUMP: $30,501,142.72 All data is sourced from the Liquidations Telegram. The channel was deleted mid-crash for spamming, but since they log everything separately in their own database, the full dataset is still available.

Name & Symbol: Pump.fun ($PUMP)
Address: pumpCmXqMfrsAkQ5r49WcJnRayYRqmXz6ae8H7H9Dfn

The $10B liquidation figure floating around is fake, the real number is likely much higher, somewhere in the $30B–$40B+ range. On Hyperliquid alone, nearly $7B was liquidated. Here’s the full breakdown for anyone interested: Total liquidations since 20:45 UTC: - Total Value: $6,702,223,168.08 - Total Backstop: $4,352,720,741.58 - Total Market: $2,349,502,426.49 Breakdown by asset (top 10 by market): - BTC: $781,848,860.51 - ETH: $539,690,395.94 - SOL: $246,037,906.19 - HYPE: $116,710,437.27 - DOGE: $76,753,273.71 - ASTER: $76,606,241.66 - XRP: $73,144,750.79 - XPL: $43,076,401.99 - ENA: $32,104,013.63 - PUMP: $30,501,142.72 All data is sourced from the Liquidations Telegram. The channel was deleted mid-crash for spamming, but since they log everything separately in their own database, the full dataset is still available.

Name & Symbol: Plasma ($XPL)
Address: 0x405fbc9004d857903bfd6b3357792d71a50726b0

Mistakes were made in an $XPL wallet I control https://t.co/ZfK4CWtypa

Name & Symbol: Plasma ($XPL)
Address: 0x405fbc9004d857903bfd6b3357792d71a50726b0

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Name & Symbol: The Man That Rescues Dogs ($TMTRD)
Address: 4iVXoa1zeaQT7ySV86YNKfxP4QhDiicYrvZAUmBABAGS